Showing posts with label noseriding. Show all posts
Showing posts with label noseriding. Show all posts

Noseriding

The noseriding goal ensures that the design is a dog from the start, using noseriding as a goal is a bankrupt idea from a functional point of view.



In terms of waveriding function,  even in shorter lengths ( 9 foot range ) the anomalies of the noseriding shape are plain to see, it has no sweet spot and an unbalanced turning position which relies on slow tail pivoting.



This makes it unwieldy and highly inefficient. What is now being called the 'art' of noseriding is merely the celebration of the awkward antics required to make the hoplessly incoherent design work at a very low level of efficiency.



It's a celebration of failure, an 'emperor's new clothes' syndrome kept alive by advertising.












From this position the rider can neither accelerate when required, nor control the board properly.





A dysfunctional pose, the theory is that it is supposed to look relaxed and nonchalant but it never does because the rider is always feeling uncomfortable due to the awkard position . Relaxation comes from perfect control and balance. Noseriding is always unbalanced.

Malibu longboards and their inefficiency: four reasons why

Four  points  with regard to the inefficiency of the 'malibu' noseriding longboard type ( in its various forms) are as follows:



1) The separation of the turning and trimming areas. This is inefficient because it requires walking up and down the board in order to turn and trim. It also prevents carving turns at speed and forces the rider into an ungainly flapping surfing style which is detrimental to optimum positioning and to speed and conrol



2)Having the trimming position near the nose increases wetted surface area precisely when it should be reduced. Planing hulls do not work well that way.



3) The reverse rocker profile. efficient planing hulls should reduce rocker aft and increase it forward. Due to the artificial nose riding, tail rotation, and walking requirement the noseriding type usually has the opposite. . . more rocker aft than forward.



4) Balance. For good balance a surfboard should have a sweet spot in the middle of the board. This simultaneously reduces swing weight and nose leverage during turns, and allows finer control when trimming. Malibu longboards don't have this. . . the middle of the board is only used when passing through from one end to the other. It's like having a car with the accelerator on the bonnet and the steering wheel in the boot. 



For efficiency a rider should ideally be able to turn and trim simultaneously, this requires a sweet spot whereby both can be done from the same position.



Any board which has separate turning and trimming areas does not have a sweet spot as the rider is only able to do one thing from each position.



Efficient surfing requires the ability to turn for positioning while at maximum trim speed. . . rather than the jerky flapping stop/go approach dictated by the malibu surfboard



The Ten foot four surfboard below is able to turn and trim at speed from one position.



These two boards are able to turn and trim from one position, unlike the malibu board.



That feature gives them a huge advantage



The 70 pound 13'9" Dragonboard trimming from a central position, with turning available  via subtle  'fingertip' control or larger muscular exertion, as required.









The 12 foot Future Primitive, carving a turn while in trim. This board is almost never in static trim, it can snake through turns while trimming almost as soon as the rider thinks of turning, which as stated gives a huge advantage.







The reason why the vast majority of longboarders don't realise that they are riding inefficient, ungainly, ugly, ill conceived and badly designed boards is mainly because they never confront a well designed longboard in the water. They generally huddle together with those on similar boards, not doing well but secure in their poor performance because they are insulated from reality by scientific marketing and safety in numbers. When they confront a pure surfing  longboard like the ones above the difference in performance is often so vast that their happy deluded bubble is burst. . . with a variety of emotional reactions best left to the imagination !



A recently published description of malibu surfing as jerky flapping is a sober judgement of the type of actions required to ride the boards and it is coming from an intelligent adult. I stand by it.



  A reference to longboard riding 'style' made by a malibu apologist today in response to this article is a key to the discussion. Nearly half a century of marketing has dictated what looks 'cool' and what doesn't, but it has little to do with efficiency in spite of the entrenched attitudes it has created.



Furthermore if one ever builds and rides surfboards of over twelve feet in length one will discover that the supposed 'longboard' attributes of the noserider don't work in real longboard lengths . . . as they rely on light weight and shorter lengths to overcome their design deficiencies. They are not really classicly functional longboard shapes at all. That distinction goes to the curvaceous teardrop shapes of the pure surfing longboard



Eventually the truth will get through and longboard design will catch up with what we are doing, this will create a lot more joy in longboard surfing than the endless repetition of essentially awkward surfing and tired mantras which most people are forced to subscribe to at present.



.

Noseriding and cross stepping is detrimental to longboard design

Noseriding is a recent abomination which the innocent surfers pre 1950 didn't have to worry about. . . . they could just ride waves without having to do certain prescribed actions in order to be socially acceptable.There are many technical easons why noseriding is silly, the main one being that it slows the board down.As for shuffling, it's way more efficient than cross stepping. How many boxers do you see cross stepping ? Cross stepping is ugly, unstable and dysfunctional.This whole 'good style' thing is ridiculous , there's no such thing as good style there's only wave riding, all this extra social baggage applied to it is just a useless burden.It's like saying that there's a 'kosher' style of meditation . . . . surfing is like meditation it's where you are at that counts not what people on the beach think you look like according to their highly socialised fashion sense. . . it's just BEING THERE that counts.Being one with the wave is the opposite of trying to adopt a socially acceptable 'style'.Worrying about appearances prevents the surfer from becoming one with the wave.Being there is not a style !blog directory